<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891</id><updated>2011-09-29T01:59:40.336-04:00</updated><category term='classmates.com'/><category term='Verizon'/><category term='badsports'/><category term='aboutjonreed'/><category term='news'/><category term='badbehavior'/><category term='texting'/><category term='archived classics'/><category term='badadvertising'/><title type='text'>Jon Reed Goes Off</title><subtitle type='html'>"Jon Reed Goes Off" is the revived companion blog to JonReed.net, author Jon Reed's "essays, rants, and more" web site. "Jon Reed Goes Off" features Jon's outspoken missives on the encroachment of commercialization in culture.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-6113022662842603966</id><published>2010-12-28T19:47:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-28T19:55:54.448-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badadvertising'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='archived classics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classmates.com'/><title type='text'>Revisiting a Keeper: Classmates.com - Fear the Mullet</title><summary type='text'>Jon Reed notes: After I posted this Onion piece mocking Classmates.com to my Facebook profile,  I decided to bring out this Classmates.com rant from my older "rantblog" archives. Originally posted on September 27, 2006, if I'd known how bad Classmates.com was going to be hammered by Facebook, I probably wouldn't have bothered with this one.The most idiotic ad campaign on the web? Classmates.com. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/6113022662842603966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/12/revisiting-keeper-classmatescom-fear.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/6113022662842603966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/6113022662842603966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/12/revisiting-keeper-classmatescom-fear.html' title='Revisiting a Keeper: Classmates.com - Fear the Mullet'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-1034875867762577053</id><published>2010-04-30T14:46:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-30T14:52:50.659-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My blog has moved because Blogger blows</title><summary type='text'>Yes, my blog has moved - see the last post for info on updating the RSS feed and URL. Blogger basically decided that FTP hosting was no longer worth their time - in large part in my opinion because they wanted the traffic from those posts on their site. Unlike Wordpress, Blogger no longer offers a hosted version that can sit on a subdirectory. Aside from the RSS and URL change, this doesn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/1034875867762577053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-blog-has-moved-because-blogger-blows.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/1034875867762577053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/1034875867762577053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-blog-has-moved-because-blogger-blows.html' title='My blog has moved because Blogger blows'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-7516417020563712250</id><published>2010-04-30T13:56:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-30T14:00:38.068-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This blog has moved</title><summary type='text'>       This blog is now located at http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/.       You will be automatically redirected in 30 seconds, or you may click here.       For feed subscribers, please update your feed subscriptions to       http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default.  </summary><link rel='related' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/' title='This blog has moved'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/7516417020563712250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/04/this-blog-has-moved.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/7516417020563712250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/7516417020563712250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/04/this-blog-has-moved.html' title='This blog has moved'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-7397301083275332976</id><published>2010-01-22T00:38:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T00:58:55.740-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Revisiting a Keeper: "Ask Your Doctor if Your Pharmaceutical Company is Right for You"</title><summary type='text'>Jon Reed notes: to commemorate the latest health care debate flareup, here's a slightly edited keeper from my older "rantblog" archives.Ask Your Doctor if Your Pharmaceutical Company is Right For YouIs your life all it could be? Are you sleeping only seven and a half hours when you'd love to make eight? Are you a man with a "weak stream" that has to piss more often than you'd like? How would you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/7397301083275332976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/01/revisiting-keeper-ask-your-doctor-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/7397301083275332976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/7397301083275332976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2010/01/revisiting-keeper-ask-your-doctor-if.html' title='Revisiting a Keeper: &quot;Ask Your Doctor if Your Pharmaceutical Company is Right for You&quot;'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-3357090875453575214</id><published>2009-12-27T07:51:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-27T08:00:51.649-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Revisiting a Keeper: Polo Alert - Selling Out is Now Cool</title><summary type='text'>Jon Reed notes, December 2009: When I unearthed this gem from my old blog, I had to track down a fresh link for Peter McBride, who ushered in an ominous new era when he got a Polo logo tattooed on his chest. The events Peter did his small creepy part to usher in are still unfolding, but those who have an old fashioned appreciation for lines in the sand can't be encouraged. Read on for my rant on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/3357090875453575214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/12/revisiting-keeper-polo-alert-selling.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/3357090875453575214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/3357090875453575214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/12/revisiting-keeper-polo-alert-selling.html' title='Revisiting a Keeper: Polo Alert - Selling Out is Now Cool'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-5494004260364910578</id><published>2009-06-23T21:18:00.011-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T20:44:32.987-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badadvertising'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badsports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Verizon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badbehavior'/><title type='text'>Revisiting a Keeper: Verizon Encouraging Attention-Deficit Generation</title><summary type='text'>"Anyone who has ever tried to give a presentation while some attention-deficit-disorder douchebag pounds text messages to vague social prospects knows that this kind of technology is nibbling away at the last remaining social conventions. " - Jon Reed on Verizon Mobile Sports, March 25, 2008I'm going to publish plenty of new stuff on this blog, but I'm also seizing the chance to feature a few old</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/5494004260364910578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/06/revisiting-keeper-verizon-encouraging.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/5494004260364910578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/5494004260364910578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/06/revisiting-keeper-verizon-encouraging.html' title='Revisiting a Keeper: Verizon Encouraging Attention-Deficit Generation'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9098949162633044891.post-2380867508203211563</id><published>2009-06-11T21:43:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T20:58:00.132-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aboutjonreed'/><title type='text'>JonReed Goes Off - Blog Moch 2</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to my new JonReed.net blog.  My old "rantblog" still exists - eventually I may take it offline once I salvage the best of 'em. we'll see.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/feeds/2380867508203211563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/06/test-entry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/2380867508203211563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9098949162633044891/posts/default/2380867508203211563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jonreedgoesoff.blogspot.com/2009/06/test-entry.html' title='JonReed Goes Off - Blog Moch 2'/><author><name>Jon Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12335854504411779780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Xgz18I2BE4/SkFy5byEo_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/PWiSBLOog_I/S220/fuck+censorhip.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
